November 2009
10 posts
twothirty:
tightgrip:
livejamie:
Eric...
check your address bar, voldemort.
omegleshit:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: wormtail just made me a delicious nutmeg latte
You: killed cedric diggory today
You: tried enzyte, did not work
You: bellatrix might be pregnant, someone else kill it because the last time i cursed an infant my soul was ripped to pieces
You: wish i had a nose
Stranger: …WTF?!?!
...
July 2009
4 posts
“If I kiss you where it’s sore, will you feel better? Will you feel...”
– Regina Spektor
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their...”
– Oscar Wilde (via kerr) (via junglejustine)
June 2009
25 posts
“It’s america right? So I don’t have to like your Twilight, I...”
– Craig Ferguson
“The boys and the girls watch each other eat
When they really just wanna watch...”
– Regina Spektor
junglejustine:
fmylife:
Today, Michael Jackson died. FML
I feel very sad
this was a man I really looked up to. I hope everyone remembers him as the amazing entertainer he was. The amazing music he created. “Heal the world”. How he really cared.
I hope we don’t remember him as “he was a child molester, he underwent a million surgeries, he was fucking crazy, oh and by the way, he was a singer”
I am homesick for some place that I've never been...
“ It’s shocking to me that it’s easier to buy a gun at Wal-Mart than...”
– Marilyn Manson
A condom is a
“piñata of disease and babies and confusion”
in the words of Marilyn Manson
Cum on Feel The Noize- Quiet Riot
Come on feel...
“The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
“when the going gets tough, the tough get going”
“when will this sinking feeling, feel like: ‘man, that was ages ago’ ”
– Taking Back Sunday
on my way I saw planes and mistook them for stars
Inspire
“Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this...”
“Be who you are, and say what you feel, because the people who mind don’t...”
– Dr. Seuss
“Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me”
– A lie said by some liar