Memoirs of Aisha


not a geisha
just Aisha

check your address bar, voldemort.

omegleshit:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heya

You: wormtail just made me a delicious nutmeg latte

You: killed cedric diggory today

You: tried enzyte, did not work

You: bellatrix might be pregnant, someone else kill it because the last time i cursed an infant my soul was ripped to pieces

You: wish i had a nose

Stranger: …WTF?!?!

Stranger: what are u talking about!!

You: this isn’t twitter?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.